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Next person to mention "Conga Line" in my presence is gonna get knocked in the teeth.

My teachers are retarded, and they're dragging us down with them.

ion Stats

Formed:	15th May 2006
Split:	14th November 2009
Best Album:	‘Hastens Inhabits’ 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month May 2008.)
Best Single:	‘Supports Womeras Placoid’ 1/10 in the NME
Records Sold:	285,298 in total (163,780 albums, 121,518 singles).
Reputation:	Regional
Groupies:	In a recent interview with Playboy oishii_tokoro stated that they plan to further their career after ion by starring in hardcore blue flicks.
Other	‘Torsos Gorse Tapas’ was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2009 NME awards.

ion Member Profiles

kuribohcoast

kuribohcoast believes that their voice contributes to the band’s statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE.

endermelchior

During live performances by the ion, the sound engineer has to turn endermelchior down below the backing vocals to stop the group as a whole from surrounding overly horrendous.

alkazar

Constantly out of tune and rhythm, alkazar is definitely a candidate for ‘Best Two Fingered Bassist’ in

the music industry.

black_cat11

black_cat11’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.

doolierogue7

Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing doolierogue7, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!

Single Releases

#	Title	Date
39	Itches Preggers Plumose Calderas Upheaves Envoys	Jul 2006
35	Unsawed Swilling Enlarger Outclimb	Sep 2006
29	Bullock Pinelike	Oct 2006
25	Haughs Pineal Presplit Mussier Couvade	Dec 2006
11	Sectors	Jun 2008
16	Melts Hollow Unfits	Sep 2008
24	Torsos Gorse Tapas	Dec 2008
75	Supports Womeras Placoid	Jan 2009

Album Releases

#	Title	Date
37	Trined Bights Capelin	May 2006
13	Hastens Inhabits	May 2008

northern ireland’s worst

LJ stalking horror - a report by kuribohcoast.

endermelchior is stalking kuribohcoast
endermelchior’s REAL name :	Templeton Farley
endermelchior’s REAL DOB :	05th May 1976
Height :193 cm	Weight : 104.3 kg
endermelchior has dreamt about you :	25 times
endermelchior became interested in you :	28th November 2004
endermelchior’s latest dream about you
Both you and endermelchior are working in an animal sanctuary together. endermelchior suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how endermelchior describes your relationship behind your back
‘At first I thought it was just friendship, but it’s more than that. The way kuribohcoast looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either it loves me as much as I love her or it’s terrified. And that isn’t very likely, is it……?’
endermelchior’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
endermelchior has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year endermelchior has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I wanna be your dog baby. Woof fucking woof, I’m coming to get you in my sheepskin jacket.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"My names kuribohcoast, I’m ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don’t know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is endermelchior. They’ve been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"
endermelchior’s Police File
There is every possibility that endermelchior is a living incarnation of Satan.

Testimonies about endermelchior

alkazar - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling

‘Fucks sake! endermelchior’s been stitched up, that kuribohcoast has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’

docfrance - The Devil In Disguise

‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded kuribohcoast really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’

doolierogue7 - Sister Stabatha

‘endermelchior’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’

I adopted a cute lil' fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I shall call him ReyRey!

I decided to be a whore and give in to the "sponsored accounts"

but.

NEW USERPICS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Also: layout FTW.

Copy and paste the following code into your blog, page, or whatever:

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Athrun/Heine
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
wind, camera, rope

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Gundam SEED Destiny Pairing Machine decide for you

You say I need an EXCUSE to write that? BAH! BAH I SAY!

Your Livejournal Final Fantasy.
LiveJournal Username
Who is your favorite Final Fantasy hero?
Inversely, who is your favorite Final Fantasy villain?
What is your weapon of choice?
Moogles or Chocobo?
So, wanna go camp Valkurm Emperor then go farm beehive chips in Giddeus?

Angsty hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST.	sam_chan
Main hero's romantic interest that can summon stuff!	dreams_a_c
The diminuitive Black Mage. BLACK MAGES RAWK.	endermelchior
The rough and tumble airship captain!	secretbetrayals
Uh ohes! COMIC RELIEF! No one likes your character.	endermelchior
The strong but silent ninja who only has three lines.	yzak
The extremely hyper girl that can talk with animals and crap.	yzak
Angry goth with a ten foot katana who wants to use the power of the planet to become a god	sjen


This Fun Quiz created by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net

Capricorn Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Teeeee.

How does the world see me?
Pachelbels Canon.
I know I'm good at it, but...

Will I have a happy life?
Popcorn-Hot Butter
Evidently...

What do my friends really think of me?
Greensleeves - Lorenna McKinnet.
Gee. Thanks guys.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Following The Sun - Enigma.
umm? well...that's creepy.

How can I make myself happy?
Chikyuuji
So...if I change everything about my world? Thanks. Real helpful

What should I do with my life?
In the Shadow, In the Light - Enigma
so...Live out my SF character and stalk after people obsessedly. hurrah.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Season's Call - Hyde
Because Hyde is hopelessly in love, it seems.

Will I ever have children?
Angry Johnny - Poe
....Seems not.

Will I die happy?
Dead to the World - Nightwish
....Not lookin too hopeful there...

What is some good advice for me?
Sleeping Sun - Nightwish
Take up Opera?

What is happiness?
Chow-Chow - Deli Spice
mmmmmmm...food.

What's my favorite fetish?
99 Luft Ballons - Nena
Kinky.
.

How will I be remembered?
Just Communication - TWO MIX
As a gundam Wing fangirl Great.

TO DO THIS MEME: C&P the questions into your LJ. Then turn on your music and shuffle the playlist, or put it to play in a shuffled order. Then, use the titles of the songs to answer the questions.

Ender is very VERY scary when he's drunk.

PIEDAY!

PARENTAL

ADVISORY

CHERRY CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS

From Go-Quiz.com

Heh. Too damn true.

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew
LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!

Your capable first mate	krazysam
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold	doolierogue7
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past	endermelchior
Is always the first one into the fray	krazysam
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship	black_cat11
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog	docfrance
Is currently in Davy Jones's locker	alkazar
The amount of money you make as a pirate	$180,965


Fun Quizzes by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Libra Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

*giggle*

The result was WAY too fucking funny to pass up.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I helped

yzak across the street (6 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole

endermelchior's purse (30 points). In April I gave

krazysam a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I bought porn for

black_cat11 (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-679 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Kuribohcoast

So apparently I rock at Sudoku.

...

Wait. Let me rephrase that:

Apparently, I rock at Sudoku WHILST HALF DRUNK.

Allow me to explain:
My sister brought home a Sudoku she couldn't figure out. I found this odd, as she loves Sudoku and tears through puzzles like nothing. Anyways, I took this one that she couldn't figure out and sat down with it over dinner. I worked at it for a few hours but couldn't figure it the hell out. I had it about half-way done, but problems and mistakes were starting to spring up so I erased the entire thing. I went up to my room to study, but took the puzzle with me to work at.

About half an hour later, I went downstairs for some hot chocolate. Mum (once again) poured in some Irish Cream. I think she WANTS to get me shitfaced. ANYWAYS, I drank it all and went back upstairs. I could feel the alcohol making me sleepy(she put in a rather liberal amount, and my tolerance isn't anything to brag about), but I kept working at the puzzle.

I finished it in 10 minutes.

WHAT THE FUCK.

The best part is, Mum dosn't consider Sudoku to be wasted time, as it requires THINKING, so when she asked what I was doing, I answered "Sudoku. I can't study anymore. It'd be counter-productive." and she was fine with that, whereas If I told her I'd been playing Dynasty Warriors (Shu FTW!!) or somesuch she'd have gotten all huffy and shit and told me to get my ass to studing.

wewt!

In other news, krazysam is helping me with my CFUD counsellor application. She's being a sweetheart about it too. Oooooooh I hope I get in. I'm apping as Zhuge Liang from Dynasty Warriors. The man is my fucking HERO and I LOVE HIM and I'd be sad if I didn't get in cause there are a whole bunch of characters possible for crack with and OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOD!!!

*cough* yeah. Exams are around the corner. Wish me luck.

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: iTunes FTW.

The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up to your roommate having sex...

50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo."

49. "That works better the other way around."

48. Sniff, sniff. "Is something burning?"

47. "Damn, that's complicated"

46. "Wait, wait, here take my pillow."

45. "All right, already. I came!"

44. "You guys need a value pak."

43. Smoke a pipe, every once in a while wave it around and say, "Good show, old bean!"

42. "Is that sperm or a mudpack?"

41. "You've got something stuck in your teeth."

40. "4 out of 5 dentists say that's bad for your enamel."

39. Go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. Point and click. Complain when they don't change position.

38. "You know, they say that three's a charm."

37. Suggest your favorite position.

36. Shine a flashlight at them. "This is a citizen's arrest, assume the positition."

35. "Bring in the Gimp!"

34. "Hold that pose!"

33. Sit up and bounce vigorously on your bed, clapping and squealing with joy.

32. Start singing Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

31. Sing "Shake your bootie."

30. "A little to the left."

29. "Is that a penis in your girlfriend, or are you just happy to see me?"

28. "Is there room for two in there?"

27. "Two words: penis extension."

26. Invite others in as a cheering section.

25. Charge admission at the door.

24. Make and hold up score cards.

23. All of them should read 6.9.

22. Whip out pen and paper and take notes.

21. "Maybe it would help if you..."

20. "That reminds me of a joke I heard."

19. "That's what you call erect?"

18. "Let the chicken go, he had nothing to do with it!"

17. Hold up two bags and say, "Paper or plastic?"

16. Roll over, grunt and say, "I'd rather be fishing."

15. "Use the Heimlich; she's got something caught in her throat!"

14. "May I cut in?"

13. "That's illegal in Arkansas."

12. "Holy whips and chains, Batman!"

11. Scream at the top of your lungs. When they ask what's wrong say you thought you were having a nightmare.

10. "Look, if you insist on me being part of this, let me at least get her for a few minutes!"

9. Take pictures. Explain that it was a Kodak moment.

8. Recite Condom Month slogans. i.e. 'Pack you wiener before you bean her.' and 'Wrap you wacker before you pack her.'

7. "Let's make a sandwich!"

6. "Is that hard enough for you?"

5. "I'm going to the water fountain, can I get you anything?"

4. "I think you dropped something."

3. "So, you like to eat at the Y?"

2. Grab your camcorder and ask, "How much do you think they'd pay to see this on Pay-per-view?"

1. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

I found well over a dozen innuendos one could make regarding coffee. No, I'm not going to repeat them here.

Also: Someone brought a Gamecube and TV to school. No I'm not kidding.

I love Canterbury. I love it so fucking much.

1. What did you do last night?
Played Neverending Tomorrow and Dynasty Warriors 3 in Japanese. Alltogether too much fun.

2. Who was the last person you called?
Fi. Because she calls every night

3. What does the 5th text on your phone say?
No text messages

4. When was the last time you thought about sex?
Tonight. Discussing proper lemons and PWPs.

5. When was the last time you got hurt?
guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....when my sister threw a book at me

6. When was the last time you cried?
oh christ....uhh.....last time I was on my rag I think

7. When was the last time you lost something?
Last week.

8. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing

9. Why did your last relationship end?
When I bought a new bed.

10. What bothers you the most about the opposite sex?
Their single-tracked mind

11. Where was the best date you've ever been on?
when I lay down to my bed after pulling an all-nighter

12. What was the first thing a guy/girl bought for you?
A TRANSFORMER!! AND I KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK BECASUE OF IT!!!!

13. Do you date more than one person at once?
Nevar evar.

14. What was the last movie you watched?
Alexander.

15. What was the last t.v show?
Just for Laughs

16. What do you want for your b-day?
It's not for another 7 months, go away

17. What are you doing tonight?
sleeping

18. When will be the next vacation?
Montebello at X-mas

19. How do you feel right now?
Sleepy and sore-boobed.

20. Who do you think will take this next?
Hell if I no. I took this to prove Ed right!

ok. It's official. I'm ~~Lazy as sin~~ busy to my eyeballs.

By 'Busy', I, Of course, mean that I've been fangirling a bit and contemplating the end of Gundam SEED DESTINY, and possibly the CE universe altogether, which in a way makes me very very sad.

BUT ANYWAYS.

In honour of it's impending end, I'm preparing a snarky ep synopsis for all the episodes, a Drinking game and a "Never buy _______ this..." list.

Just beacsue it's so damn fun.

BUT ONTO THE IMPORTANT PART:

Stuff Cherry Learned since her last post:

-Always pack spare batteries
-DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES ON PICTURE DAY!
-Always take the right binders to class
-Cloud Strife is PROBABLY Jesus.
-Facetious is funny
-Jerimiah was a bullfrog
-99% of scottish cuisine was probaby made on a dare.
-Irish Gaelic>Scottish Gaelic
-Old English pwns. It sounds like a German speaking Irish in Sweden!!
-Somewhere in the world, there is a poor girl named Virginia Ramsbottom.
-Longinus is a VERY funny sounding name.

Boring Weekend. Went and got some CANDY at Bulk Barn, and some Painting-stuff at Micheals.Also got Shounen Jump at Chapters. Damn my compulsive urge to buy them. Oh well. I found out that Viz bought Deathnote.

Blessing and a Curse I guess.

OH WELL

STUFF CHERRY LEARNED ON THE WEEKEND

-Athrun's a bicyle that everyone likes to ride.
-Multicoloured text makes babies cry
-Fafner CAN be watched all at once on a school night. It just takes a bit of effort
-Candy is good for your soul
-Jasmine really stinks.
-Yzak is a bitch, and I must choke him.
-Duct tape is NOT a good way to get rid of Leg hairs.

Yeah...so talk to me for 10 minutes about anything, and you'll know I'm a fangirl.

A yaoi fangirl.

So YES, I slash pretty much every attractive male I see in anime or videogames. Sometimes I do it without meaning too (like in "GANTZ"). Sometimes it's painfully obvious (like in "Fafner in the Azure"). YES I defend these pairings as long as it's reasonably possible, sometimes longer. NO I don't have rabies. I'm considered a calm fangirl. You want rabid ones? Gaia Online is right over here.

Now then. To help you, the reader, and myself, I'm going to list the fandoms and the pairings shipped therein. Ok? ok.

Each pairing gets between 1 and 5 *'s to show how strongly I support it.

OTP=One True Pairing; I will never pair the involved characters with ANYONE else

GUNDAM SEED/DESTINY

Rey/Shinn(****)

Athrun/Kira(****)

Yzak/Dearkka(OTP)(**********************************)

Heine/Athrun*assuming the poor bastard survived*(****)

Gil/Rey (***)

Athrun/Shinn (***)

FAFNER IN THE AZURE

Soushi/Kazuki (OTP)(*****************************)

NARUTO

SasuNaru(OTP)(***********)

KibaShika(***)

ItaNeji*Thanks, CFUD....*(*****)

NejiGarra(**)

RAYEARTH

Lantis/Eagle (****)

Geo/Eagle(****)

BLEACH

IchiRenji (****)

UraIchi(**)

IchiIshi(**)

Byakuya/Renji(***)

Ukitake/Byakuya(****)

Gin/Izuru (***)

Izu/Renji (***)

IchiHana(**)

FMA

Roy/Ed (OTP)(*****)

Saint Seiya

Mu/Shiryu(****)

Shaka/Mu(*****)

Hyoga/Shun (OTP) (****************)

Camus/Milo (OTP) (*********)

Saiyuki

Sanzo/Gojyo (****)

Gojyo/Hakkai (****)

Doku/Kou (OTP)(********)

And that's just the anime. Games come tomorrow.

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