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By limitedbythesky

ion Stats Formed: 15th May 2006 Split: 14th November 2009 Best Album: ‘Hastens Inhabits’ 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month May 2008.) Best Single: ‘Supports Womeras Placoid’ 1/10 in the NME Records Sold: 285,298 in total (163,780 albums, 121,518 singles). Reputation: Regional Groupies: In a recent interview with Playboy oishii_tokoro stated that they plan to further their career after ion by starring in hardcore blue flicks. Other ‘Torsos Gorse Tapas’ was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2009 NME awards. ion Member Profiles kuribohcoast kuribohcoast believes that their voice contributes to the band’s statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE. endermelchior During live performances by the ion, the sound engineer has to turn endermelchior down below the backing vocals to stop the group as a whole from surrounding overly horrendous. alkazar Constantly out of tune and rhythm, alkazar is definitely a candidate for ‘Best Two Fingered Bassist’ in the music industry. black_cat11 black_cat11’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated. doolierogue7 Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing doolierogue7, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether! Single Releases # Title Date 39 Itches Preggers Plumose Calderas Upheaves Envoys Jul 2006 35 Unsawed Swilling Enlarger Outclimb Sep 2006 29 Bullock Pinelike Oct 2006 25 Haughs Pineal Presplit Mussier Couvade Dec 2006 11 Sectors Jun 2008 16 Melts Hollow Unfits Sep 2008 24 Torsos Gorse Tapas Dec 2008 75 Supports Womeras Placoid Jan 2009 Album Releases # Title Date 37 Trined Bights Capelin May 2006 13 Hastens Inhabits May 2008 northern ireland’s worst