‘Hastens Inhabits’ 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month May 2008.)
Best Single:
‘Supports Womeras Placoid’ 1/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
285,298 in total (163,780 albums, 121,518 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
In a recent interview with Playboy oishii_tokoro stated that they plan to further their career after ion by starring in hardcore blue flicks.
Other
‘Torsos Gorse Tapas’ was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2009 NME awards.
ion Member Profiles
kuribohcoast
kuribohcoast believes that their voice contributes to the band’s statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE.
endermelchior
During live performances by the ion, the sound engineer has to turn endermelchior down below the backing vocals to stop the group as a whole from surrounding overly horrendous.
alkazar
Constantly out of tune and rhythm, alkazar is definitely a candidate for ‘Best Two Fingered Bassist’ in
the music industry.
black_cat11
black_cat11’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.
doolierogue7
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing doolierogue7, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
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