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[kuriboh]

Athrun: Huh? WTF!!! Kira... you're alive? ;_;

Kira: Of course, silly, I'm God.

Athrun: What's this... like the third time you've "died"?

Kira: Yup! I told you, I. AM. SATAN.GOD.

Athrun: How's Meyrin? Is she okay?

Kira: Yeah, but don't you love my sister anymore?

Athrun: Not really. I love cute, STRONG-WILLED, little girls now.

Cagalli: *Comes in and starts crying*

Kira: Case in Point?

Athrun: *Rolls eyes* Yeah... you used to be cool... x_x

Cagalli: You don't love me anymore

Asuran:*Looks away* It's not that...

Cagalli:Then what?

Asuran: It's just that... just that... I LOVE KIRA!

Cagalli:*Cries some more* Kira?

Kira: It's true, we've been in love for years. *Changes subject* Athrun, I saw your gouf explode how did you survive?

Athrun: Well, it's the Gundam Universe unlike the rest of the ZAFT recruits me and Andy listened.

Kira: What do you mean?

Athrun: Well they tell you to always deploy your AirBags in case of accidental explosions.

Kira: So that's how Andy survived, but what about his girlfriend? That Aisha chick?

Cagalli: Isn't Aisha a Neopet??

Athrun: He disabled them on her side. He was tired of her being so clingy.

Kira: That makes no sense.

Athrun: Maybe Tomino just likes me better. I Dunno.


*LATER* (After Cagalli Emo'd off somewhere)

Kira: want some sympathy sex, Athrun my darling?

A: Kira.....I'm half dead and can barely move!

K:.....*thinks a moment* I'll let you be on top....

A: ....*thinking* DEAL!


ELSEWHERE:


Rey: SHINN! *slap*

S: wha? *teary eyes*

R: I SAW YOU WITH LUNA!!! YOU UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!!

S: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...OT3?

R: *sniff*

S: Okokok. Gil was watching. I wanted him to think I WASN'T all over you! Jeeze

R: *sniff* well you COULD have told me! *huffs out*

S:....*emo*


LATER:


Gil: Want some sympathy Sex rey?

R: *nod*

G: Okay....

G: Oh yeah.....